How to make me a cup of tea:
- Think about how much you love me :) Hmmm, that’s nice, isn’t it? (I love you too.) If you have never met me, you probably won’t need to be making me a cup of tea at this point, so please don’t fret about loving me, this is just for future reference.
- Boil water. Make sure it is actually boiled and not just showing off.
- Pour it from a great height onto a teabag. You must endure Continue reading